HORATIO: Hamlet.

HAMLET: What?

HORATIO: You're Hamlet.

HAMLET: Rats! I always mess that up. Hamlet. Hamlet. What did I say?

HORATIO: You said Macbeth. "Or my name isn't Macbeth."

HAMLET: Well, it isn't, is it?

HORATIO: Exactly. So you should be saying "or my name isn't Hamlet," since your name isn't Macbeth, it's Hamlet.

HAMLET: Let me get this straight -- since my name is Hamlet, I'm supposed to say "my name isn't Hamlet".

HORATIO: Precisely.

HAMLET: And I don't want to say "my name isn't Macbeth," since in point of fact my name isn't Macbeth.

HORATIO: Yes.

HAMLET: Are you sure about that?

HORATIO: Positive.

HAMLET: I always get confused by this "or my name isn't" stuff. Do I really have to say that?

SHAKESPEARE: All right, all right, I'll take it out.