JUDY
Mom . . . Dad . . . I'd like to introduce you to my fiancé, Reed Feinprinz.

DAD
How do you do, Mr. Feinprinz.

REED
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MOM
Delighted! Seeing as how you're going to marry our daughter, I hope it's okay for me to call you Reed?

REED
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JUDY
Reed works in advertising. He doesn't see much of the glamour, but he does a lot of the important work.

DAD
Advertising, eh?

MOM
That must be so interesting.